Sumorina!

Sexy Muppets - Larger than Life!

Heart-Ape

Arnie-Female

Mom! Can you park my car too?

Human Stool Testing

Super What?

Big hair cut

That's a match winner!

Big Tennis Fan?

Kick-ass service

Hero Transport

Your boy too fat, too lazy, too stupid? Don't matter in modern days anymore, sign him up with Korea's first Sumorina School of (F)arts.

Mrs. Biggy awaits: for the tasteful, generous, modern gentleman. This beauty has to offer 380 additional squarefeet of heat and ... well, whatever your heart desires, just IMAGINE!!!

Scientists have just discovered a new species of apes alongside Daytone Beach around Spring break. After becoming aware of dozens of pedestrians vomitting upon sighting, the moron was caught at a local beach bar and brought in for further tests.

Schwarzenegger's real identity revealed. Mrs. Governor, drop the dress already.

Driving drunk or laughing stupid, what's the d-d-difference really?

After smushing 30 test person's skulls during last year's international "Sit on your Face" study (4 of them still missing) the MIT has finally decided to utilize Prescilla Pressurebomb's assets for an even more important study: human titan metal stool crash tests on behalf of NASA.

What's the "S" stand for shitface?

Who the hell cut your hair buddy? Oh, we get it: the barber had to jump for every cut, not up but towards that meat ball that is just about to empty the basin for his little pathetic friend there.

"U nou Igorr, iff enemy come closs, you grabb him by se boll like siss, ok? Oh, I left my tees in sere before, excuse me..."

Here is some huuuuuge tennis for you buddy. Watch her play your balls...

"Kick the Pizzaboy" has become a street hit in Boston after Papa Jones offered this new "Fun with the Meal" initiative.

This ideal way of transporting huge rectangle construction elements has been invented by a really, really strooong male! You should see this moron holding his arm out the window at 80mp/h in order to "secure" the shit. Pathetic dumbfart!